Archive for May 2008
A funny…
Posted by: Pet~ on: May 20, 2008
Received this via e-mail from a friend and thought it was too freakin’ funny NOT to share. Probably not too safe for work, depending. Includes references to Viagra, Pregnancy tests, condoms, and herpes. VERY very funny and worth the watch though.
Seriously?
Posted by: Pet~ on: May 18, 2008
Why do fat chicks tan?
I kid you not, that’s the search term someone used to find my blog. Apparently, it pulled up my post about trying to find a decent two-peice bathing suit to tan in.
Seriously? Someone SERIOUSLY doesn’t understand why a fat chick would tan? I’ve spent quite a bit of time deciding whether [...]
Diet as a NOUN…
Posted by: Pet~ on: May 13, 2008
Diet (n) the usual food and drink consumed by an organism.
Catch that? The USUAL food and drink consumed. Whatever you eat and drink, that’s your diet. Every single person on the planet has a diet. Whether they choose to restrict their diet for some reason or another, that’s a totally different thing.
My diet is restricted [...]
Exhausted, windburned, sunburned, and rugburned…
Posted by: Pet~ on: May 5, 2008
Our BUSY but fun-filled weekend started Friday evening with friends coming over and a fire in the backyard (we’re burning some brush on top of a tree stump burn it out). We ended up visiting until well after one in the morning and just had an awesome time!
Saturday, we got up and spent the morning and [...]
